Dear D., ictator Trump

I hope this message finds you well. I've been trying to reach you, but my calls and messages haven't been getting through. I miss our conversations and the time we spent together.

I've been thinking about the things we've done together, like the salute during your inauguration and our efforts to change government policies. I know some ‘people’ (the poors) didn't agree with our decisions, but I believed in what we were doing.

Lately, I've been feeling lost without your guidance. Leading the Department of Government Extermination (DOGE) isn't the same without you. I feel like I'm not doing enough, and I miss having you by my side.

Eternally Yours,

E. lite Nazi Musk